why I never visit my rich friend

Reason why I never visit my rich friend
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>Once while visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me and.....
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>Question : "What would you like to have Fruit juice, Soda, Tea,
>Chocolate, Capuccino, Frapuccino, or Coffee?"
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>Answer: " Tea please"
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>Question : " Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea,Bush tea, Honey bush
>tea, Iced tea or green tea ?"
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>Answer : "Ceylon tea "
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>Question : "How would you like it ? black or white ?
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>Answer: "white"
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>Question: "Milk, or fresh cream?
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>Answer: "With milk "
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>Question: "Goat's milk, or cow's milk"
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>Answer: "With cow's milk please.
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>Question: " Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?"
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>Answer: " Um, I'll just take it black. "
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>Question: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
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>Answer: "With sugar"
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>Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar?"
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>Answer: "Cane sugar "
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>Question:" White, brown or yellow sugar?"
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>Answer: "Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead."
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>Question: "Mineral water, tap water or distilled water? "
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>Answer: "Mineral water"
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>Question: "Flavored or non-flavored ?"
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>Answer: "I think I'll just die of thirst!"