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>A couple had been debating buying a vehicle for weeks.
>He wanted a truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she
>could zip through traffic around town.
>He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything
>she seemed to like was way out of their price range.
>
>"Look!" she said. "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in just a
>few seconds. Nothing else will do. My birthday is coming up so surprise me!"
>He did just that.
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>For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.
>
>Nobody has seen or heard from him since.